Main aur mere companymates

AB Rocks n' his voice Rockens! You will think what this has to do with the title of this blog ... hang on ...! Remember Silsila, one of the best movies in the indian cinema?? AB's Magic voice had given an unparallel dimension to one of the songs in this movie which is one of my favorites... "Yeh Kaha aa Gaye hum"!

I like this song and am hearing this regularly for past few days. Prabably that's what has prompted me to write this blog. We recently got new compensation updates and I am pretty happy with this at this moment. Still when I look around, I observed some things and I tried to fit into this song. This is intended for fun and whatever is mentioned may not be true. So here we go ;)


--MALE--
Main aur meri companymates aksar yeh baatein karte hain
offshore salary hoti to kaisa hota,
hum yeh karte, hum voh karte
hum hamare offshore salary pe hairaan hoti, gharwaale salary dekhake ke kitne hanste
offshore salary hoti to aisa hota, offshore salary hoti to vaisa hota
Main aur meri companymates aksar yeh baatein karte hain

--FEMALE--
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne
Yunhi bina puchhe bina bataye
mere salary mein hai jaanam
Mere sare indian bills pighalate
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne
Yunhi bina puchhe bina bataye

--MALE--
Yeh salary hai, ya tumhaari jebe khuli hui hai
Hai compensation ya tumhaari nazro mein dhul zoki hui hai
Yeh shoonya hai ya tumhaara profident fund
Allowance hai ya tumhaara udas chehra
Hawa ka jhonka hai ya tumhaare increment ka timepass
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsaraahat ke fir se hum lut gaye hai
Yeh sochta hoon main kab se gumsum
Ke jab ki mujhko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke increment nahi hai, kahin nahin hai
Magar yeh company hai ke keh raha hai
Ke increment ho gaya hai, ho hi gaya hai!

--FEMALE--
O, tu offshore salary hai meri family hai teri gulam
Tu na ho to main kahan hoon
Mujhe salary dene waale
Tu jahan hai thoda to sochale
Hamein dena bhi tha hamdam
thoda sa increment
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne
Yunhi bina puchhe bina bataye
Mm, meri saans saans chillaye
es saal to milega increment
Tera jabab wahi hai
Jo tha pichhale saal
Koi aur raasta dhundhale
Agar chahije jo increment
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne
Yunhi bina puchhe bina bataye


--MALE--
Main senior Tum Junior, Fir bhi apani salary lagbhag same
companymates ki shikayatein, onsite mein bhi hai offshore mein bhi
Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kisse kahe hum
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh rahe aur sahe hum
Dil kehta hai management ke har ek aadami se shikayat kare hum
Deevaar jo hum logon mein hai, aaj gira de
Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata de
Haan humko increment chahiye, increment chahiye, increment!
sab ke labo pe yehi baat, onsite mein bhi hai offshore mein bhi

--FEMALE--
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne
Yunhi bina puchhe bina bataye
Yeh kya kiya mere company ne


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