KISNA...... The Worry for People !

Everybody says SHE is good at asking questions. I always say that I am very good at answering HER question. (Nobody agrees with me on this though) Just have a look at the recent "Question-Answer Session" between us :

SHE : How can you see Subhash Ghai's movie on the first day?
ME : Actually I wanted to see Kisna (The Wa(o)rrior Poet) for two reasons. First one was Amrish Puri and second one was music. I saw it in the theater on the first day second show! As title suggests, you will really worry where/who was the Poet in the movie!

SHE : And what did you get in return ?
ME : Almost 10 mins role of Amrish Puri (I was very upset over this as length of his role was short) and good Music by A.R. Rahman and Ismail Darbar!

SHE : What is the contribution of this movie to Bollywood ?
ME : I don't know what is the contribution to Bollywood, but Subhash Ghai has given a boast to India's hope to get the medal in the Olympics. He has given a chance to Isha Sharvani to show all her talent in the Gymnastics. 90 % of her role in the movie comprises of doing all the strenuously performed acts of aerobics, or her favorite "Rope" exercise on the tree! Subhash Ghai should show this movie to the Chairman of Indian Olympics Association. Olympic medal is not away now!

SHE : Some people say that the title of this movie should be Katherine. Do you agree with this ?
ME : (A BiG) NO !

SHE : Why ?
ME : I think the name of this movie should be .. The Chase (A Worry for People). The chase sequence in the movie is really funny, confusing, boring, baffling, bewildering and certainly not seem to be realistic. KAUN... KAHA .... KAISE aa jata hai pata nahi chalata! After a while you can certainly predict who's next in the Chase to the perfection. See you can play "Mind Games" while watching this movie.

SHE : What about the performances?
ME : Vivek Oberoi tries to be natural, but he does not fit into the ROLE at all. As told earlier, Isha stands a very good chance for medal in the Olympics. Antonia looks good and has performed even better. She really has a good future. But I seriously doubt about Subhash Ghai's future! He is still making the movies in the OLD 80's Style.

SHE : Can you tell me something good about movie ?
ME : Yeah.

SHE : Then tell me ! (Its an order ...not a question!)
ME : Good music by AR Rehman and Ismail Darbar.... eSpecially "My Wish Comes True" song is very good! Good photography. Good performance by Antonia. Amrish Puri was very good as usual though has been given a very short role. He will be missed!

SHE : What is the morale of the movie ?
ME : Har Pyar MILAN to nahi ..Aakhir JUDAI bhi ek pyar hee to hai!

SHE : What does that mean ?
ME : Real love is between two souls and not between two bodies.... the bodies can depart but the real love between souls can NEVER depart!

SHE : What was that ? (Angrily)
ME : One of the few dialogues which made me sleep!

That's all about Kisna .... The Worry for People !