Murphy's Love Laws !!

First time in his life span of a little less than 25 years, Abhay has sent his FIRST EVER good mail to me. Being a copy cat, I can't STOP sharing it with you all!

N'joy!!

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
(corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is
from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is
inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a
great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free .....and
worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last. (This proves I am nice :p )
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute
you get interested is the minute they find someone
else.